This looks like the type of horse that will lure you onto his back and then carry you into a lake.
So is this horse is planning to drown me? I no longer trust beautiful horses.
I would go with this horse.
"Eric, don’t drown her. I shouldn’t have to add ‘please’ when its about not drowning my friends, dude."
Hello! I am 100% Real Horse! Not Kelpie, ha ha, nope, REAL HORSE. Don’t believe the Kelpie hype. That’s what THEY want you to believe. I have made a YouTube video about the Kelpie Conspiracy! Get on my back and I’ll take you to the comment section.
This is why the Mantis Shrimp is my new favorite animal, because in the presence of such extraordinary light and beauty it embraces darkness. It extols death with the luminescent brilliance of a dying star. It is Genghis Khan bathed in sherbet ice cream. The Mantis Shrimp is the harbinger of blood-soaked rainbows.
That was poetic as fuck..
As a side note? Some of these tropical psychotic clowns have spears instead of fists. Also they hunt octopi. Just saying. That an one time two came in a delivery of rocks for an aquarium on accident and caused over 40k in damages before their capture. Just two. When housed at aquariums on purpose they are kept behind bullet proof glass.